You better listen up all you planning to take up arms and
set off on the path of chivalry and knighthood! It's hard to resist the allure of donning a
coat of gleaming armour and sallying forth to perform mighty deeds in the service of your
Lady Fair. Yours is a noble calling, dating back to the days before Arthur when the world was
filled with mystery, magic, wizards. . . .and Dragons!
And if only your predecessors had enjoyed the benefits that modern science can provide.
How different might have been the outcomes of many a tale of knightly courage if the
knights of old had been able to annoint themselves, their armour, their horses and weapons
with a powerful potion like our Dragon Repellent!
The result of extensive research into the murky past, this potent repellent has
demonstrated itself to be totally effective in all dragon contacts. The addition of specialized
dragon fire and brimstone neutralizing agents in this most recent release ensures that all your
dragon contacts will be conducted at the highest levels of comfort and safety.
Although field testing of this product was taxing - several test subjects had to be
removed from their armour utilizing "the jaws of life" as a result of unanticipated
rusting following an unexpected downpour - the success rate was 100%.
We are proud to report that not one single dragon related mishap occured throughout the
rigorous field trial.
For anyone anticiapting even the slightest contact with dragons, this repellent
is a must. As with all our repellents Dragon Repellent comes with our exclusive
performance guarantee. If it doesn't perform up to the standards we have claimed, we
will gladly refund 3 times your purchase price. No questions asked! For this product only
we will also extend our guarantee to cover your armour. If you apply this repellent
to your armour according to the application instructions and the armour sustains any
fire damage, we will honor our 3 time guarantee.
This is the only product that we offer any guarantee against damage to property.
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