Comet Repellent

Comet Repellent

Do you remember a couple of years ago watching those striking images of a series of comets slamming into the planet Jupiter? They were very impressive. To say nothing of frightening. The same thing could well happen to the earth. How can you prepare for such an event? Why with our specially formulated comet repellent, of course!

This is another space related product developed in conjunction with our technical associates at Nassau. To find out more about this relationship please refer to our Asteroid Repellent page. As with all our space related products we have relied extensively on our Nassau colleagues and their outstanding dedication to field testing our products. The result of these field trials were predictable. There were no comet related injuries throughout the duration of the trials. We are not, however, satisfied with these results and even now, field tests continue. This serves to demonstrate the ongoing dedication and commitment we have to our entire product line. We will never stop testing and improving our products!

Please note that this repellent is strictly for protection against comets. If you need protection from asteroids, novas, etc. please explore these products from the list at the left. Also, this repellent only provides protection from actual comet injury. We regret that it offers no protection from the fallout of a comet strike such as tidal waves, months of darkness, crop failures, etc.

Don't forget, if you are wearing this repellent and sustain any injuries as a result of a comet strike, we will cheerfully refund three times your original purchase price!

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