It has been making a
lot of news headlines in recent times. The earth is going to be struck by an asteroid.
It's just a matter of time. Whether this will be a "big" one, like the one scientists
theorize brought an untimely end to the age of the dinosaurs no one can say. BUT IT IS
GOING TO HAPPEN!
And the best time to prepare for this is before it happens.
Fortunately we have a long standing relationship with top specialists at NASSAU.
These dedicated professionals spend hours on end, day in and day out, laying motionless
on lounge chairs under the scorching sun studying the skies. Their work is so inspirational
that tens of thousands of ordinary people flock to Caribbean islands every year to
participate in this highly sensitive work.
After hundreds of thousands of person hours of field tests, we are happy
to report that "no one wearing this repellent suffered any asteroid related injury!"
And this same affordable protection can be yours if you act today. Why wait for the big one?
Scientists assure us it is coming so now is the time to prepare.
Please note that this repellent is strictly for protection against asteroids. If you
need protection from comets, novas, etc. please explore these products from the list at
the left. Also, this repellent only provides protection from actual asteroid injury.
We regret that it offers no protection from the fallout of an asteroid strike such as
tidal waves, months of darkness, crop failures, etc.
Don't forget, if you are wearing this repellent and sustain any
injuries as a result of an asteroid strike, we will cheerfully refund three times your
original purchase price!
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